Things My Mother Taught Me, Part 2
Every woman needs to have at least one daughter so when she gets a little older and maybe starts to grow some unfortunate hairs on her face she has someone to point them out and make sure they are removed. If you ever see a middle aged woman walking around with whiskers on her chin, it’s probably because she doesn’t have any daughters to point them out and all her friends are too scared to say anything.
*Editor’s note: While this advice is from my mom and based on a true story, I’m sure she would like me to note that it is not (usually) her lovely face that is sprouting unsightly hairs. But if it were, she has three daughters who would tell her, STAT.
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Quick, get me the ‘stash wax!
didn’t your mother also teach you that all girls need a roommate to help with the back of their hair? Because when she sees someone with messy hair in the back (ie, me 99.9%of the time..) doesn’t she say, ” that girl needs a roommate?”